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Happy Chrastmas and Merry New Year 2012!

It is wishing the bestest Happy Chrastmas, and a Merry New Year 2012! Gift givings are going ons! Enroyment of decoring the home is there! Shooping and craze sales! What are you wishes? It wishes for...

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He;p I (WARMING: offended language)

(English bad apology's,, Google to help tank!)Why stave if process, have fin, shiv reiterates tide come raft, in target of keep the fuсk. To of rhis need, I white cod that rummages though a podium...

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Who favoulite celebrity of moment?

Right now I am enjoying the russell brand.

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"Wear Sunscreen," Engrishfied

If you recall that "Wear Sunscreen" mock address from some years back, you'll probably like it just as well in the Engrish form:Everyone of us attended the class of '98: Wear sunscreen.If I could only...

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Kohakufox's Adventure of Bigness in Minnesota!

Much recently I have much the busyness-school,work,moving in place of better, but had time for Breaking of Spring trip! As Kohakufox has the love for long distance boyfiend  again (he of once...

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It's time! Longing.

Hall there! It is been a log time since visit of English.com "Heavens!" meassge board has ocurred.Request! I search longingly for photo of English: "Stop! Don't jumping in elevator. If you do, It's...

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V-Chan! Let's Appreciate! On! Down!

It of a month of time since  V-Chan had the operations of removal of stones of kidney kinds. Much I be of the missings of him ands the beating heart of his. He of do the calling and texting to me for...

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Engrish Airline flight dialogue

Speaker: Welcome to Engrish airlines. We fly from AUH to JFK, but stopped in the the LHR flights EA33 and EA54. Please put your seat belt.(After launch)Me: Flight is on. Entertaimment on.Me: It even...

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Happy Chrastmas and Merry New Year 2013!

It wishes the Engrishfriends Happy Chrastmas and Merry New Year 2013!! Happy times to coming. Party and shopping pleasures! Meeting famiry and friends and enroyments! We is hoping everyone to enjou...

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I will help the illness?

Evening. Everyone, healthy is?. I today sitted western style handwash at and, water also stomach of thing also maked. Convenient place’s water water’s colour also tea colour and yellow colour isn't...

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I wonder why coffee taste so good when your'e naked with you famiry.

Herro.

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DON'T DROPPINGS!

You must teachs your dog manners. Then we are dog lovers each other. Thank you.

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The boys of cow must increase their speed.

Please enjoy this viewing of sport match. When it is watched the memory of Engrishfriends becomes strong and our heart desires to share the pleasant time together.  

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Happy Chrastmas and Merry New Year 2014!

It is the time of the see-son again. We are happy, and happy we are. Togeter-geter we are all Merry Chrastmas and New Year Happy. Wishings everyone the greatness of holly-day, eat drink and be merry....

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I am retarn!

After long absence, I am retarn and found massage board comprety desserted. Where are you all hide? Do you under the sofa? Parhaps in the croset? Cam out! cam out! wherever you are!

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Idea for grorify massage board

I am thinking lately for grorify massage board of Engrish.com for attraction of Engrish speakers wordwide. In former taims, prominent link at the massage board stood high on the Engrish.com homepage...

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Do you erectric?

In the aparto from the 60's, a new erectrictal safetu device (commonly known as "fuse box") would be due soon and I'd like to know before I catch up more offers, which costs could come to me without...

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Happy Chrastmas and Merry Year New 2015!

It is, reaches the month of Chrastmas, and the Merry Year New of 2015. It is, of celebrates, and purr-chase gifts and gifting the friends and every human and livingness beings. Wishing, of peace and...

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Reunitte the grory of your favirute Engrish

Engrish is always friend for your life. It is time to see it friend until it is time. I am afraid of the lost page of it has popularity consideration. Prease your consider to stop forgetting how much...

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Happy Chrastmas 2015! Merry new Year 2016!

It is wishing you Engrishfreinds a Happy Chrastmas 2015! And Merry New Year 2016! It is long horidays for mee here, and have a happy! Eat drink and be merry! Hope everyone is good healths and enjou...

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